Zugegeben, es ist ein bisschen schwierig, den folgenden Text (die frei erfundenen Tagebücher der Paris Hilton) auf einer Klassik-Homepage vorzustellen. Vielleicht so: Paris Hilton lebt nichts anderes als eine Soap Opera, und nun kennt sie auch den Jailhouse Rock. Die beste Glosse zu diesem Thema stand heute in der “Los Angeles Times”. Unbedingt lesen! Vielleicht findet sich ja ein Komponist für dieses sehr, sehr lustige Libretto…

Paris Hilton, after attending Sunday’s MTV Movie Awards, was then off to the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood. She is expected to serve about 23 days for violating her probation stemming from an alcohol-related driving charge. “I hope that I’m an example to other young people,” she told reporters.

DAY 1: Arrived late Sunday night. So tired. Asked if I could check into my room immediately. Quite possibly the rudest concierge I have ever met. I told him he was fired. Not the effect I’d hoped for. And no, I did not register under the name “Little Miss Whore.” What kind of hotel forces you to strip and delouse (maybe Marriott?). Although instead of a robe I got a fabulous orange jumpsuit with a cute number on it. Nothing to do at night. I’m told (as there was, like, no information in my room) that there is no bar or lounge area. I wish I’d brought flats.

Day 2: My room is insane! TINY! How is it even possible that I got a room without any view? A tiny stainless steel toilet. There is an incredibly thin mattress. If I didn’t know I was in prison I’d think I was in an Ian Schrager hotel.

Day 3: So that’s what a bitch slap is. Wow. Just … wow. MUST remember not to make that sarcastic face again anytime soon.

… lesen Sie den ganzen Text hier.